hey hey,
is it normal to eat a two-pound family sized pre-made pasta meal and still feel hungary? is it normal to top off the pasta with some greasy taquitos and a couple hunks of cheese? is it normal to wish you were washing it all down with some coffee? is it normal to hide your food from your roommates because you fear they may eat some of it?
it is true. i am a fat kid stuck in a skinny kids body.
Your midi-chlorian count is so low that in the Battle of Hoth, when you heard the chicken walkers were coming, you came out with a knife and a fork...
(that joke is not actually mine, instead it comes courtesy of Darth Dork himself, my brother Peter "Nerdwalker" Stewart)
here's a photo of him, in his essence.
is it normal to eat a two-pound family sized pre-made pasta meal and still feel hungary? is it normal to top off the pasta with some greasy taquitos and a couple hunks of cheese? is it normal to wish you were washing it all down with some coffee? is it normal to hide your food from your roommates because you fear they may eat some of it?
it is true. i am a fat kid stuck in a skinny kids body.
Your midi-chlorian count is so low that in the Battle of Hoth, when you heard the chicken walkers were coming, you came out with a knife and a fork...
(that joke is not actually mine, instead it comes courtesy of Darth Dork himself, my brother Peter "Nerdwalker" Stewart)
here's a photo of him, in his essence.
posted by where's my ed? at 9:12 PM
4 Comments:
Seriously, ed, if you're going to make fun of geeks you got to do it right.
The "chicken walker" is the AT-ST, not the AT-AT you linked to...
yeah, you're totally right. See everyone, i'm not nearly the star wars fanatic everyone makes me out to be. we should probably transfer that title over to sickboy.
Did someone just out ed, ed? Now that i think of it it kind of makes sense.....
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